It's an 'emergency' post today, just to let everyone know that I have in fact NOT been shot in a sports club recently.
In case you didn't hear (and I'm pretty sure you didn't), that's exactly what happened up the road from me this evening. Some whack-job walked into the gym up the road with a rifle and shot a swimming instructor dead and wounded a bunch of other people just trying to keep out of the obesity epidemic.
Sod... I'm in the safest frickin' nation on Earth and I happen to be down the road from a bloody MASS SHOOTING. How's that for irony? It's a good night to stay in with the telly me'thinks.
More info at http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/12/14/news/Japan-Shooting.php
Stay out of the line of fire world.